bum licker

Someone who enjoys the taste of excrement, fresh from another person or animals ass ring.

Flare is a big gay bum licker.

by Prophet of 7 July 4, 2003

Bum Slut

A promiscuous individual with a particular proclivity for bum sex.

"My bike saddle is too hard, one shall be walking like a bum slut for a week."
"Miley's favourite form of contraception is being a bum slut"

by Claggy Clam December 30, 2014

Bum sweats

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

by Ben Johns April 17, 2010

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011

munty bum

1) a huge big ass blow fly that when you squish it, it lays maggots everywhere

OR

2) a total dickwad (a person - can be male or female) that you simply just cant be bothered with

EXAMPLE:

1) "Oh, would you look at the size of that massive munty bum on that chicks head burrowing into her hair! Like eeew!?!"

OR

2) "Oh my god i totally can't believe how much of a munty bum she was towards him... if i was him i'd drop her, she's such a cow!"

by x_shagrat_nutsac_x September 7, 2006

bum chunks

Half way between hard pellets and squidgy (too much soft fruit in diet) turd. A kind of feta cheese.

Anytrhing george bush says is cornier than bum chunks.

by Eileen dover November 5, 2003

Bum fumbler

Noun. One who has or is fumbling the Bum

Alexander is a smeller bum fumbler

by Boobs17462 June 5, 2007