bum licker

Someone who enjoys the taste of excrement, fresh from another person or animals ass ring.

Flare is a big gay bum licker.

by Prophet of 7 July 4, 2003

Bum Slut

A promiscuous individual with a particular proclivity for bum sex.

"My bike saddle is too hard, one shall be walking like a bum slut for a week."
"Miley's favourite form of contraception is being a bum slut"

by Claggy Clam December 30, 2014

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011

bum chunks

Half way between hard pellets and squidgy (too much soft fruit in diet) turd. A kind of feta cheese.

Anytrhing george bush says is cornier than bum chunks.

by Eileen dover November 5, 2003

Bum Dick

A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.

She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.

by Igothemdefs October 25, 2017

Rent A Bum

A very lazy person that's made to work. Someone who's been kicked off public assistance. A lazy person from a temp source.

Chaquita, our new Rent A Bum, just stood around at work waiting on her next break.

by Passion4Conway October 16, 2011

Bum sweats

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

by Ben Johns April 17, 2010