bum licker

Someone who enjoys the taste of excrement, fresh from another person or animals ass ring.

Flare is a big gay bum licker.

by Prophet of 7 July 4, 2003

Thumb Bum

Person who sends text messages rather then calling.

Jake: She just texts me and never calls cuz she doesn't wanna use up her minutes.

Kelly: She does the same to me. She's a real thumb bum.

by MobiMan February 16, 2010

Bum sweats

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

by Ben Johns April 17, 2010

wee bum

explosive diarrhea, when high speed fluid erupts from the anus when either ill or from food poisoning. can result in splarting when solids can teporarily block the stream forming blast a radius.

"I couldn't make it to work because I had wee bum"

by wordology May 1, 2010

munty bum

1) a huge big ass blow fly that when you squish it, it lays maggots everywhere

OR

2) a total dickwad (a person - can be male or female) that you simply just cant be bothered with

EXAMPLE:

1) "Oh, would you look at the size of that massive munty bum on that chicks head burrowing into her hair! Like eeew!?!"

OR

2) "Oh my god i totally can't believe how much of a munty bum she was towards him... if i was him i'd drop her, she's such a cow!"

by x_shagrat_nutsac_x September 7, 2006

Bum fumbler

Noun. One who has or is fumbling the Bum

Alexander is a smeller bum fumbler

by Boobs17462 June 5, 2007

Bum Slut

A promiscuous individual with a particular proclivity for bum sex.

"My bike saddle is too hard, one shall be walking like a bum slut for a week."
"Miley's favourite form of contraception is being a bum slut"

by Claggy Clam December 30, 2014