What’s up brother

When you see someone you say what’s up brother to see what reaction they have
For example:Tuesday Tuesday, speical teams special plays special players, what’s up brother, no reaction

Girl:1/What’s up brother
Boy1/speical teams special plays special players

by Qwertygenalpha April 28, 2024

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

brother

Male that has two parents in common with another living being.

Brother.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

spit on your brother

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!

Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021

my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

virginity brothers

Losing your virginity on the same night as a friend.

Man 1: Dude I fucked Lucy last night.
Man 2: No way, I fucked Maddy last night.
Man 1: Holy shit! We're virginity brothers then.

by tiger liger May 1, 2016

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024