Marco Boner

"I found it awkward at the Stevie Wonder concert when he covered TLC's smash hit "No Scrubs" while sporting a Marco Boner."

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Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

Pant Boner by 20grand November 13, 2007

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The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

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When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused

The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner

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The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

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A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

Insta-boner by Aakash P December 27, 2011

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An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

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