Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Saltwater Banana

A sweaty blowjob, such as after a workout or simply on a hot night after a hot day.

I heard Tim was eating a bit of David's saltwater banana last night.

by Iron_Aardvark May 09, 2022

Fail banana

The little picture shown when Tr.im, the popular URL trimmer in regularly used by the more savvy members of the much-maligned Twitter, runs out of bandwidth and is therefore unable to redirect the trimmed link. Instead it shows a banana skin and apologises for the problem.

A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.

Stephen Fry: Trim fail banana :(

by zekepliskin December 06, 2009

Banana Fone

A really awesome song by Raffi. It's quite catchy and makes the most unlikely person dance!

Mike: Bill, im dancing! What's that song?

Bill: Dude, you got that banana fone goin on!

by Bill, the awesome fellow man July 23, 2008

sneaky banana

Coming up from behind your girl and not letting her know you're going to penetrate her anal hole

Hey bro i just did the sneaky banana on your girl

by Sneaky banana October 11, 2015

Banana 123

Banana is a fucking fruit you fucking cunt

Verb obviously

i sure would love to eat a fucking Banana 123

by johncenahot February 22, 2023

banana wagon

Something which carries a lot of penis, such as the earth.

Good old earth, a banana wagon if I’ve ever seen one!

by csdrt20 December 06, 2015