Peter R

This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘

Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!

2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌

by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023

peter dude

A guy wearing a lacross shirt in maryland eating crab cakes

He’s cute! ‘No, he looks like a peter dude.’

by Nic lager March 10, 2018

Peter Sutcliffe

A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.

Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

Peter's brb

When your friend says hes gonna be right back... He goes afk for 4 hours.

Peter: yo man i gtg brb
Paul: Lets go... another Peter's brb
Chris: Ah nice, see ya in 4 hours m8

by Lupiinek June 15, 2021

Peter

Sexy man. Good in bed. Big penis. Women love him

That's a gibbo moment when Peter said something un funny

by Penisman938383 November 23, 2021

Peter

A Peter is a giant, racist, gay-looking, know it all. Has to be right 24/7 and cannot accept failure.

A Peter will often be heard sighing and/or breathing from across the classroom. He often interrupts class discussions with “actually…” or “well…” in attempt to prove the teacher wrong (and fails).

Lukas: “Yo I can hear that big guy breathing from over here!”

Jack: “Me too! He’s such a Peter.”

by momishitmypants December 6, 2021