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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
by InMeteor September 19, 2009
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Space Bugle

An alternative term for the substancecocaine’.
Any space bugle knocking about in this gaff?
by Men’s Mental Health August 14, 2023
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space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.
space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !
by slay inc. October 3, 2022
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Space stone

1/6 stones thanos needs to balance the universe. The space at one allows you to travel anywhere in the universe on any planet of your choosing. Thanos wears it on his middle finger knuckle (also where iron man wears it in Avengers:endgame)
Thanos:it's the space stone, or your brothers head
Loki: gets the tesseract
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Space bar

The key you press after the basically most punctuations.
Do you know you need to press the space bar after a comma, or it is wrong grammar?
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