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Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.
Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.
by throwawayact October 31, 2010
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025
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waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
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