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friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022
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Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?
Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
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He who fucks up, Cannot get back up

It is a quote used to show how if you have a downfall, you wont be able to rise back up again considering the bad things you have done
Person 1 : Come the fuck on man, cant we just move on??
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino
by Lembino December 14, 2024
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WHO SPEAKIN'?

When you received the wrong uber eats order and you call the sped delivery person and they don't say anything and put their dumb retarded boyfriend (who can't pronounce, "speaking," correctly) on the phone and he says, "WHO SPEAKIN?"
Me: "Hey, you gave me the wrong order."
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"
by imajhin October 15, 2022
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someone who truly doesnt matter

they are a waste of space and meet many people in a life time that never give a second thought about who they truly are. They are the ones who are used and abused because others see it as fun and enjoyment for their own lives because it truly doesnt matter, but if someone would stop to think this is the way these people have always been treated and maybe for once all they want is to be loved or to be spoken of the way they hear of literally everyone atleast, its doesnt matter but they are someone
Lets use them to our advantage what are they going to do they are someone who truly doesnt matter
by janruan August 20, 2022
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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024
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who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself
My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked
by Vortex49 March 16, 2023
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