skibatty toilet

bum sex on the toilet

me and hubby love skibatty toilet

by mr mewse November 17, 2023

Toilet

A Mobile Gamer's Chair.

Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.

by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.

Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS

by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021