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Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
by shrekussy March 30, 2023
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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
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Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)
"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."
by littlemissduck November 2, 2022
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Luke

Luke, the definition of Luke is guy with a massive cock, is thicc as f*ck and likes the taste of dick more than your much.
Luke devoured pussy like it’s food.
by 182738393938 March 10, 2023
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Luke

A kid who skips going to the gym with the bois like a loser🤡
He’s look, it’s Luke, what a loser.
by Evan Cerc November 25, 2021
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Luke

A short red head with a terrifying obsession of milky ways. The racism is funny, but sometimes can be quite scary. Touch this man’s Milky Way and his face will be as red as his hair. Other than the milky ways, he’s a nice guy and always looks about 10 years younger than he is.
Who’s the red head eating a Milky Way? Oh that’s Luke.
by HairlessTiger24 December 12, 2022
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Luke

A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man
oh god damn it, Luke is here....
by Trez69 May 24, 2025
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