Thomas

Thomas is a man who is extremely gay
It’s been asked by many people wether or not people called Thomas are gay but I have found out the answer: They Are

Thomas is a name given to some people when they are born. It’s a fairly popular one as well.

“Hey are you gay Thomas?”
Tom: “Yes I am”

by John Tim. Not my real name June 1, 2022

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Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.

"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

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Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021

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That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

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