Dad

If you do not have one of these you will fail at losing your virginity

Guy 1- My names khalid, my dad left
Guy2- no bitches?

by SaggyVaggy July 18, 2022

Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

Dad

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.

What’s a dad?

by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020

Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️

Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING

by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 17, 2023

Kai’s Dad

The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?

Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?

Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.

by TheBBCman October 28, 2018

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022