The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.
by Choolio123 October 16, 2011
A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.
A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!
Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!
Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!
Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
by geewhizwhatapoop February 06, 2014
by deevon the dude January 13, 2011
For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.
by Alfetta159 August 14, 2010
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 01, 2011
a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..
yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
by joe29 February 28, 2008
Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018