by deevon the dude January 14, 2011
Get the poop scissors mug.A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.
A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!
Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!
Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!
Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014
Get the pool poop mug.An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"
"Ya?"
"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
"Ya?"
"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012
Get the poop angel mug.Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
Get the Poop sweats mug.For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.
by Alfetta159 August 14, 2010
Get the poop it forward mug.a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..
yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
by joe29 February 27, 2008
Get the poop ups mug.An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. February 18, 2009
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