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dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released
Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again
by lmc907 October 15, 2021
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Double-Dutch

When two girls wearing clogs eat a croissant out of your ass
Wow that guy smells like croissants, he must of gotten a Double-Dutch last night.
by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019
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Full Dutch

~ adjective,

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons simultaneously.
"Wow, John! If you slay any more ladies people will think you've gone Full Dutch"
by BigRig June 24, 2016
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dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.
I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening
by Dellamia September 6, 2017
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Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 9, 2018
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dutch breathmint

If you don't shut your face I'm going to give you a dutch breathmint.
by SaraSahara February 5, 2014
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Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.
I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!
by Dduster December 9, 2012
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