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TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023
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defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.
by The Bruces February 6, 2023
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Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.
Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!
My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!
by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.
Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.
by Cocoa J November 1, 2018
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Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 4, 2018
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