Clown

A totally useful emoji that can win any argument no matter if you have any skills.

Person 1: You fucking suck.
Person 2: 🤡 (clown)
Person 1: SHIT!

by some.Noob.is.here October 16, 2019

Clown sucker

A girl who sucks funny

My girl is a clown sucker

by Rob steelflex December 9, 2017

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024