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Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022
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Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.
Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.
by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019
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Jacobs

'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.
"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”
by Sr. Barata January 9, 2022
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Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.
by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
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Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot
That's Jacob
by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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