Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021

schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.

A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!

by CamSilvy July 20, 2023

Soup

Beating someone to death with any Bowser amiibo (preferably the Mario Party one).

If you even look at my daughter again you're getting I'm going to soup you!

by MAMALUIGIES November 8, 2017

Soup

It's not cereal.

Soup usually has water and/or broth. If you have milk in your soup, you have a problem.

by Agent Random April 29, 2020

Souped

The act of a woman walking down a busy road on bin day and there is a random carton of gone off, chickensoup on the road and a car speeds over it spattering the unfortunate woman head to toe in chicken soup. The woman proceeds to work covered in the chicken soup and Eau de chicken is the smell for the office that day.

"That woman has been souped"

"How unfortunate! That woman has been souped today! "Chicken!" I hear you say"

by Lehcargregory January 21, 2020

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.

"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."

by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023