Kyrgyz white snake

When a white guy pulls out his unit and slaps and asian girl across the face with it.
Originating in the country Kyrgyzstan made up of a large and diverse white and asian population.

Last night my girlfriend was sitting on the couch being a lazy ho, so I stood in front of the yellow bitch and gave he old Kyrgyz white snake! Now she has a bruise the shape of a mushroom on her cheak!

by Dan Carlson September 26, 2006

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a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal March 26, 2016

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pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.

My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!

by boobies March 13, 2004

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bottomless pit of flaming snakes

noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.

"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."

by ChinkJew May 13, 2005

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