split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023

Ludicrous Sleep Demons

Ludicrous Sleep Demons are demons from the LSD that kidnap unhappy people and take them to their own personal pocket dimension. The most notorious Sleep Demon is Bald James Charles, a floating head with the popular makeup artist, James Charles' face but missing his teeth and hair. BJC is currently watching over an unknown youtuber named Beneficial Gamer, and Princess Peach from the Mario series.

Help, I'm being taken by Ludicrous Sleep Demons.

by Ozzy-Lot July 22, 2020

Sleep

The act of closing your eyes, I can't remember what happens after that

He fell asleep lmfao

by Ezeran October 21, 2020

Sleeping Spell

Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!

Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”

by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021