Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 23, 2024
Get the St. Johns College Highschoolmug. 
The St. Louis Shotgun is a sexual manuever that includes a man on all fours, getting a reach around (having his cock stroked from behind), and simultaneously getting his ass fingered. The motion that happens from the partner with the stroking of the cock and fingering the ass simulate the cocking of a shotgun.
by Michellestl January 2, 2017
Get the St. Louis Shotgunmug. St. Cloud High School is a high school in St. Cloud, Florida that a really cool person named Leila goes to.
Person: Is the football game at St. Cloud High School tonight?
Other person: Yes. And did you know Leila goes there?
Other person: Yes. And did you know Leila goes there?
by shana<3 June 14, 2024
Get the St. Cloud High Schoolmug. by I_ate_a_child September 16, 2021
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Get the St Brad of Tobleronemug. by Logos2001 May 12, 2025
Get the St. Bernardmug.