sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.

Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!

by Jonnyblaze1982 March 11, 2016

Creamy sausage

When a male gets cum all over his dick buts a bum around it and makes the girl bite is dick off

Go on eat my creamy sausage

by Creamstar December 01, 2021

Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋

by E. Hitler September 29, 2022

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.

Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???

by Lospro85 April 14, 2018

sausage cunt

a bad word for a shemale a male/female that has both sex organs

I accidentally fucked a sausage cunt this morning

by HJORT V LARSEN June 01, 2018

Hot Sausage

When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease

I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

sausage inflator

Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.

By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.

by Zargon4 March 19, 2010