A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
by babsisababe February 13, 2015
The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.
Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.
Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.
Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024
It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger
by Ianaldrich January 13, 2017
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
by Rushbcykablyat June 01, 2022
by motherland dad March 09, 2020
It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
Drake: I told you it would work
by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021