putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 27, 2022

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 15, 2019

put the wheel on the tip

to have sexual intercourse

She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.

by Bill24 September 16, 2006

put boots to

beating ones ass to a pulp

im going to put boots to my boss

by jack gordan June 03, 2006

When you put it that way

When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.

When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 27, 2021

put a crete in that hoe

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk

"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove

by biggreen2000 May 01, 2022