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Patriot

Someone who rejects the false narrative that getting vaccinated and wearing masks to slow the spread of COVID-19 is "safe and effective" and that racism is "bad" and that evolution is "true" and that climate change is "real" and instead acknowledges the "truth the media doesn't want you to know" that Hugo Chavez and a cabal of celebrity pedophiles stole an election from the most unpopular president in American history in a plot that can only be understood by a 40 year old man on Parler with 6 followers posting his drug-fueled ramblings from his basement in his shit-stained underwear. You can usually find them screaming conspiracy theories outside of a gas station at 3AM, hyper-obsessing over how every Democratic administration is run by radical communists before they buy a pair of gold-plated truck nuts on Amazon Prime with their $1400 stimulus check and enroll their family in a health insurance plan without worrying about being denied for pre-existing-conditions, something that wouldn't be possible if the people they form an entire personality around hating didn't get elected.
I just had some greasy meatball lecture me about how Veggietales is being ruined by SJW liberals, what a patriot.
by Politic Activist April 21, 2021
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Patricii

Adjective.

Can be used with either negative or positive connotations.

Occasionally used as an onomatopoeia to express excitement, or a greeting.

Usually used in all caps.
PATRICIIIIIII
by Patricii April 26, 2021
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Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021
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Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country
Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism
by Twins_bob May 9, 2021
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Patrick Rodriguez

See that runner going hither? He's a real Patrick Rodriguez.
by SFCA1998 May 11, 2021
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Patrik

Patrik the guy from sponge Bob is gay
He's just gay 🤣 Patrik the guy from sponge Bob is gay
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Patrick

Did you know Patrick is from Brazil?
by Abe Schwartz May 20, 2021
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