The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 22, 2012
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Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019
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That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.
That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.
by MechaOmniKami January 14, 2014
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Get the Vapour poo mug.(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011
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a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020
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