Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.

He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!

by Lost Reality January 14, 2017

Piss baby

Katie

Hey! Piss baby, stop getting angry!

by Pplsck February 24, 2020

piss headache

When the have a headache but pee then it leave like bruh

I pee and my headache left

Dude you hadve a piss headache

by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 29, 2020

piss quiver

Occurring after a long and satisfying piss, the body quivers uncontrollably for a brief moment.

I had to piss so bad that when I was done I got the piss quivers.

by Tyr3ll41 March 2, 2020

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

piss guzzler

piss guzzler can be one of 2 things.

piss guzzler is a fucling chad who pretends to be a girl wich works for the moat part and is a cool dude who needs a gf pretty bad.

piss guzzler. someone who guzzles piss.

Piss Guzzler looks really cool today!

What? are you a piss guzzler?

by piss guzzler May 2, 2020