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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017
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cow

by hard cocks in my ass October 21, 2021
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Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
by Eckybear October 8, 2016
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Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.
Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.
by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
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cow

my brother's girlfriend is a cow.
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
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