Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
Get the Agony Nipplemug. by Johnny Ackley November 14, 2016
Get the nipple flickingmug. The nipple god is the best nipple fighter during a dark room fight or at any moment. During a fight someone grabs someone else nipples until one of the fighter(s) say "pochette" to give up. There can be one or more nipple god by schools.
Nipple god 1 (MAR): kenbitch said he is a nipple god
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight
by Kenbitch April 12, 2019
Get the nipple godmug. Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
Then eating them.
by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023
Get the Cat Nipplingmug. Not useful.
by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024
Get the nipples on a chickenmug. by johnnyester February 19, 2019
Get the hairy nipplemug.