National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

National Honor Society

A cult that looks good on college applications

Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.

by Midnight Depresso April 14, 2022

National Avocado Day

National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.

Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.

by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019

National Timi Day

This is a day where you celebrate Timi and make him feel happy. You also have to make him whatever he wants and give him anything he wants

Happy National Timi Day.

by adwggq312 October 18, 2021

National avin day

November 28th is National avin day tell anyone named avin they are the best person ever.

Happy National avin day

by Hunk monkey August 4, 2022

National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019