National Walmart day

October 29 is National Walmart day a day where we celebrate (Walmart) a place that sells pure (shit)

Me; happy national Walmart day
Random dude I’m texting :who are you

by Kim jong shlong October 29, 2019

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.

Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020

National Illegal Day

National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people

Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.

by Willow Bais March 19, 2021

National avin day

November 28th is National avin day tell anyone named avin they are the best person ever.

Happy National avin day

by Hunk monkey August 4, 2022

national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe

ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

by detective simon September 8, 2022