by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006
Get the the horizontal monster mashmug. he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....
by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009
Get the green haired monstermug. "Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 4, 2010
Get the Mantua Closet Monstermug. Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag
Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012
Get the Nipple Monster Swagmug. Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
Get the Monster Tard Powersmug. When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
by Unsatisfied Cstmr March 13, 2011
Get the green no-eyed monstermug. by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the Japanese Seaweed Monstermug.