Mike Hunt

The arch nemesis of York Hunt. They both look alike, but they are not the same dude.

"Despite both of them looking exactly alike, Mike Hunt is not York Hunt or vice versa!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.

Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Delulu Mike

When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.

"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."

by Supperfudge123 August 23, 2023

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023

Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.

“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023

Mike Lindell

a Biden supporter in Trump supporter's clothing

a more chill/moderate version: Ron DeSantis

Ignore that extremist retard Nick Fuentes, that dude is just a Mike Lindell

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023