Timmy Magic

This Creature is a form of elf. The family of such a creature is extremely large due to mass inbreeding, on average timmy magic will sporn 200 children, mainly mothered by his own mother and sisters, in some cases, he will give birth himself, through his strangly female like penis.A Timmy Magic is well known for his spoon like hands, and freakishly long hair(Usually carrying Nits) The spoon like hands allows a Timmy to dig his way out of any situation (such as escaping from an island).

Timmy Magic Cave
Native to Isle of White

by John Golden Lucky December 24, 2003

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

maggie

Short / Ghetto for a Magnum (the pistol).

see: "Cali dro" lyrics.

Friend 1: "Yo man its the cops! were screwed"
Friend 2: Nah B, I keep the maggie on me at all times.
Friend 1: Ah, thats tight.

by mousek August 3, 2007

magic

A complex card game that is very expensive and has a vast and lonely following. Most players have less than perfect hygiene and a complete lack of social skills. The game consists of players pretending to be a wizard.

Wow, that guy plays Magic, he's a fucking loser!
Oh, he's a MAGIC nerd? Stay away!!!
The Filipino Mafia LOVE to play Magic.
Eww, he smells like a Magic player.

by Gravy Face June 9, 2005

Maguire

A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.

"Shut up you Maguire"

by The one & only TBM July 30, 2008

magic wand

a big ddob, usually at least 2 paps wide and 2 paps longs

puff on the magic wand

by Sk8ordie May 16, 2003

Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.

After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.

by Devveyovich July 7, 2007