A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
Get the Knobley Road Monstermug. by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006
Get the the horizontal monster mashmug. he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....
by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009
Get the green haired monstermug. Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag
Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012
Get the Nipple Monster Swagmug. "Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 4, 2010
Get the Mantua Closet Monstermug. by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the Japanese Seaweed Monstermug. When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
by Unsatisfied Cstmr March 13, 2011
Get the green no-eyed monstermug.