messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

MIKE!

A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.

It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"

"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"

by twweetop September 18, 2023

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

law by mike

A famous YouTuber who talks about laws and rights and makes it interesting.He also collabs with Ugo Lord and has a channel called Hot Verdict

Man , law by mike is a great channel

by unknownnumber 2.0 April 30, 2025

leck mike rack

lick my crack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name

by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021

Jhon Mike

Jhon Mike is a two english combination words or names. Jhon is someone who's personality is sweet and loveable while Mike is someone who's personality is mysterious and very private. They don't usually interact with other people without judging them first.

Jhon should be pronounce as Jon while John should be pronounce as Jan.

Jhon Mike when you always need me.

by Summer Seasonn May 12, 2022

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025