As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
Get the Alpha M.mug. by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019
Get the 1665.65 m/smug. A cute guy with a lovely, ginormous, and loutious mustache that I would love to touch. His freind Emotin or Sustin is extremely sus and emo. Omar likes little boys and loves to eat Sustin's meat.
by Emotinlover445 February 5, 2024
Get the Omar Mmug. “Walk in that bitch and I'm faded, uh, I fuck that bitch when I'm faded
I got the M&M's...”
- Juice WRLD “Armed and Dangerous”
I got the M&M's...”
- Juice WRLD “Armed and Dangerous”
by Blah Blah Blah, Sr. October 26, 2020
Get the M&Mmug. A character from the Friday Night Funkin' mod titled "Mario's Madness". In the mod he starts off as "Horror Mario" or just "M" in the songs "It's-a-me" and "Starman slaughter". After completing all songs in the hub world you unlock a pipe that takes you to the finale song titled "All Stars" in which he gains godlike abilities. His appearance resembles... You know what? Fuck you. Search him up yourself. I'm not gonna spoon feed this information to you like you're a baby. If you have access to this site you sure as fuck have access to the FNF fandom wiki.
Person 1: Yo I just beat All Stars. Ultra M is such a cool character design!
Person 2: I'm more of a Vs. EXE fan myself
Person 1: Kill yourself
Person 2: I'm more of a Vs. EXE fan myself
Person 1: Kill yourself
by DaddyRahaddy September 19, 2024
Get the Ultra Mmug. They are really close friends..but on day the message that the boy sent to the girl, sayd all.....They both fall in love to eachother, the time they spend together are never boring or useless....it's always fun, romantic and lovely.
S♡M
by _Mm November 22, 2021
Get the S♡Mmug. by PeaMadDog April 22, 2021
Get the Bobby Mmug.