Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish

Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS

by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021

Kentucky plug

A sex position in which oral sex is conducted with a thumb instead of a penis.

I gave her the Kentucky plug last night, just put a thumb in it

by quack_waffle May 20, 2021

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Kentucky slap shot

When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.

My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her

by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022

Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.

Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.

by George Malone July 9, 2022

kentucky plug

The act of a man inserting his thumb into any female orifice to stop the copious flow of fluids.

Last night I had to give this chick a Kentucky plug to keep her from spray diarrhea all over me.

by Hetoldmeto May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Taking your thumb and putting it in your bf/gf's holes, take your pick

"I just gave my girlfriend the good ol Kentucky thumb"

"I just gave my girlfriend the good ol Kentucky thumb"

by ALLOFUS_ May 20, 2021