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Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.
by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021
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Karen

Karen is a middle age female that needs to speak to any manager most likely has a vlog channel and will go out of her way to make you day bad. She loves wine and uses phases like “your jumping in my kool-aid but you don’t know my flavour” “can I speak to your manager” a Karen believes that just because she is older and her husband is a police officer means she can boss everyone around. She hates kid that just want to have fun.
Karen - *gets bacon in her vegan only burger*
Karen - “SHE TRYED TO KILL ME*
by V8noah July 15, 2020
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Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.
by Bridgez April 7, 2022
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Karen

A dumb middle-aged woman who wants the manager because the poor worker got her latte order wrong.
Her main habitats are shops and coffee shops. She makes your life harder and probably doesn't care about the dead.
It's clear she's delusional and calls her children perfect but they actually look like shit.

She also never wears a mask.
Karen: YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!!!!!!
Worker: Oh sorry let me just- oh could you wear a mask next time?
Karen: I HAVE A DISORDER!!!!!!!
Worker: Uh- Ohhhhkaayy?
Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Worker: Wh-why?
by anonymous November 7, 2021
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Karen

Ya know that middle aged white women throwing a tantrum at the store because the store has a policy requiring masks. That's a Karen in the wild, doing her natural habits.
Employee:sorry ma'am you'll have to wear a mask in order to shop.
Karen:THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND A VIOLATION OF MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!
by Guevara666 July 28, 2020
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Karen

A woman who has a certain type of haircut and a rude attitude. She will always be in check with the managers and gets her free discounts.
Women: She is such a Karen with that haircut!
by Thiccpeach February 19, 2020
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Karen

Either a total manager hater or a sweet girl, usually Asian. Manager hating Karen is known to steal kids from her husband and demand to speak with a manager when things go slightly array. Sweet Asian Karen probably likes light colors and has a big heart.
“Is that Karen? Oh no, I bet she’s here to try and kick Sharon off the PTA again.”

“Hi Karen! Want some skittles?”
by chaoticneutral2019 December 29, 2019
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