If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

That's all I know.

A term used in the Mid-Western region of the United States, particularly Eastern Missouri. The term is used to end a gossip session or other verbal engagement between Two or more people. It is spoken when the speaker is ready to disengage from the conversation or has no further information concerning the topic of discussion. It is also a common signifier that the person using the term is done engaging in general conversation with another person.

Also, Sarah has her bridal shower and she wanted me to give you that info. Well, that's all I know.

by Merqueen August 21, 2023

NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!

A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023

do you know Muhammed

A point of reference in a "Game". Where he answer can't be one of the same .. When player 1 answers if they "know" "no" or "don't know".

Do you know Muhammed? I do "know" Muhammed. I "no" Muhammed. Or they "know" him.

by Mr. Chris September 5, 2023

English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

If e choke you go know

The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.

That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.

by RakimUredo September 9, 2023

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023