Jordan

A snacc with sexy hips

person 1: dang look at his hips
person 2: definitely a jordan

by blueberry_333 September 11, 2020

Michael Jordan

🐐

Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023

Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

by murraynod November 21, 2024

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Jordan

You can take him out of the ghetto, but you cannot take the ghetto out of him.

“Jordan lives in the suburbs but thinks he’s too hood to use the proper ‘you’re’.”

by amxntee January 21, 2021

Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East

Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-

by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022

Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021