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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is there for you always. He has most likely lost someone in his past, son he tries to help people as much as he can. He can extremely funny, but also serious when he needs to be. He is also very outgoing, and he has nothing to hide. A lot of girls falls for him. He normally had 1 or 2 girl bestfriends that he cares about. He only likes one cause Jordans aren't the type of person to like more than one person.
Hey is that jordan
OMG yes he so handsome
He is so trustworthy
by Slimexo February 1, 2019
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Jordan Popovski

One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
"aryan you're such a stupid indian shit"

You're such a jordan popovski๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by ginderxd June 25, 2019
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Jordan

The gayest Richmond FC fag you'll ever meet. Man mispronounces words like three and thrust by saying "free" and "frust". He is also very competitive and likes bullying Syrus a lot.
Jordan is a Richmond dud
by KocsisTheWestCoastFag July 26, 2022
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Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy
Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 8, 2022
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JORDAN

MY MAN HE IS SO FIND I JUST WANNA RIDE HIS DICK UNTIL HE MOAN MY NAME OUT FR
Jordan is so sweet i want him to fuck me
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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jordan prehn

Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
Jordan Prehn will make you squirt !
by &bria December 18, 2016
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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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