long johns

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns

by Jacktheman August 8, 2007

John Rex

It's one of the greatest rappers to come out of Asia. He is booty! Mayunn...he is tight!he is a real bud.....would you like a fifth?

John Rex is bootysdhgfukw

by someone secretly invading the shizzny February 2, 2005

John Tomas

Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.

Would you look at the Jon Thomas on that guy!! He is hung like a horse...wait, he is a horse.

by chasingamy March 3, 2005

John Cena

One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era

Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'

by best in the world December 18, 2011

John Travolta

A fancy way of saying "waste of time".

I can't stand that guy. He's a John Travolta.

by Waki Ho October 11, 2006

John Tyler

a guy so in love with a girl he cant live without her. he loves her so much hed do anything for her

man hes fallen for her like a john tyler

by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020

John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019