jeffersonsperm

autistic fat fuck that cannot do any sports for shit. although he is like 7 skyscrapers tall that doesn't mean that he can weight a mountain.
my nibga literally looks like snorlax

wow that jeffersonsperm is fat

by jhonnythegreatlord2_2016 December 3, 2019

Jeffing

Jumping off a waterfall and not landing in the water like everyone else JEFF

My god stop jeffing it

by EpicSpike December 7, 2019

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars, his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

That dude has Jeff like qualities.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

jeff bone

A piece of s*** that thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't know a goddamn thing

Jeff bone is a bone is always working on it

by Bone,jeff December 11, 2019

Jeffrey

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019