ass spatula

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011

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ass drool

Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex

Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie

by dingle berries November 21, 2014

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Ass Gab

Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.

"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."

"That cat just took an Ass Gab."

by Slolex December 19, 2011

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ass tab

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

by Ass tab king January 4, 2018

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Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011

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