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Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.
Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.
by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018
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On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022
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Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read
Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.
by TWENNE February 10, 2022
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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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Become a wood

Become a wood is a slang used during beef or any conflict it's like basically saying dont talk shit before you become a wood,its just another way of saying if he touch me he gon be a pack for example. Tooka pack,Lil Jojo pack.
Dont be talking so much shit before you become a wood

It's cool we gon catch him slippin later on ,dont worry nigga he gon be a wood I promise you
by Become a wood April 12, 2020
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024
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