A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 April 21, 2018
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Get the Dutch Chandelier mug.when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
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Get the Dutch cum fart mug.The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.
Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.
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