by Facts100000 December 16, 2024
Get the El Cheapo mug.EL CHINGO
by Fardy retardy January 7, 2025
Get the El chingo mug.by Fard Retard January 8, 2025
Get the El chingo mug.The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cuey mug.El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!
by Gay4Clents June 11, 2025
Get the EL Diablo mug.by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.> mug.The surprising and question in Mado/Yokgammad Series meaning "Who the heck is this/that" or "Who the heck are you". origin from 442oons word "Al-Whothefaq"
by MadoWoso July 2, 2025
Get the El Whothefaq mug.